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Survival Demotivational Poster

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.

SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?

TAGS: pms preparation survival
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:32 pm
true but being a female I know the alcohol can be used as a substitute teehee thanks for the comment
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2012, 4:26 am
As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical use of chocolate-- this stock seems a little low--- ;-).


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it

TAGS: weekend survival kit dorm
Rating: 3.29/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:40 am
i want one!!!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Looks to be the perfect party favor for another sausage fest.

BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.

TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am


TAGS: rewards apache sunsets survival war
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:37 pm
Nice one.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:33 pm
"So, how was your day?" 'Meh. I died. Yours?' "That sucks. Mine was alright..." ;)
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
Thanks. :) Isn't the pic beautiful? Found it (and more, hence a war series) while image googling VETERANS (#147314). I have the large version, so AutoMotivator can make prints if anyone's interested. PM for details.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
this is amsome...

DADDY'S SURVIVAL CREDIT CARD - A perfect tool for the real men!


Dad's advice -

TAGS: passing on survival tips
Rating: 3.67/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
To all the parents, who are stupid enough to tell their kids, "Just turn your back and walk away," Excellent! 5L!

SURVIVAL - The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off!

Weekend Survival Kit -

TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)



TAGS: survival instinct calendar
Rating: 4.85/5

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gas - June 13, 2012, 4:58 pm
lol.. np
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:25 pm
I meant to click 5 but a mosquito farted and the stupid touchpad counted that as a click while over 4. Sorry 'bout that.


The Story Of Us All -

ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - Overcome obstacles by button-mashing!

misanthropy -

TAGS: work survival
Rating: 4.83/5

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falloutghoul - November 6, 2013, 7:19 am
Too true nowaday5.
Greeny - November 6, 2013, 4:42 am
me too - 5

The Walking Dead -


TAGS: end of the world survival
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:55 am
Duh...I'd instinctively pull out my lighter...teehee.
steve1961 - December 19, 2012, 2:39 am
Trying starting a campfire by instinct...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2012, 12:19 am
I have plans on the 22nd....can't they spare just one square? (couldn't help myself)
MissPriss - December 18, 2012, 11:00 pm
Kinda explains why their calendar stops when it did...ran out of squares.
MissPriss - December 18, 2012, 10:58 pm
Maybe not but I do know a great prank to pull on guys . Saran wrap pulled tight over the hole and trimmed even with the edge. Has to be pulled TIGHT! They don't see it coming....bahahaha! Guarantee they will always lift the seat aftert that!
Sho - December 18, 2012, 10:10 pm
But women don't know how to put up the toilet seat
mariand - December 18, 2012, 6:33 pm
ughomer - December 18, 2012, 5:40 pm
Mayan Toilet Tissue Roll?
MissPriss - December 18, 2012, 4:55 pm
Well instinct tells me a) always wipe the seat before you sit when men are in the house and never ever sit down before you check the TP supply. Those 2 things are good strategy for a lot of things in life...teehee
mariand - December 18, 2012, 4:23 pm
you need instinct for surviving...not skills...;)



Dear Vegetarians -

TAGS: vegetarian survival of the fittest
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2015, 4:42 am
Thanks everyone :)
concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:08 am
excellent a 5er
MissPriss - November 8, 2015, 12:36 pm
Does one eat meat or veggies if they're a vagitarian? That's what I love about ya Grey you can do both. 5L posters...funny and serious.
EmilioDumphque - November 8, 2015, 11:32 am
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:21 am
I've always liked this joke---LUV what you did with it! 5L!
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:02 am
LOL very clever. L L L L L